25 Things We All Say When We’re Drunk
Yep, weekend. Are you spending it relatively sober, or have you been hitting the bottle? And if it’s the latter… Does your alter ego take over? Our colleagues at Amayzine collected the most common things people say during a night out, which will undoubtedly come up in your repertoire too. And above all, don’t forget: regret is for later.
1. ‘I may be tipsy, but I’m definitely not drunk.’ (completely wasted)
2. ‘This round of shots is on me!’
3. ‘I’ll have a vodka soda with a slice of lemon.’ (you can’t taste anything anymore anyway)
4. ‘I’m going to tell you something now, but you really can’t tell anyone.’
5. ‘I don’t normally talk about this with people.’
6. ‘Oh, stop it, darling, you look absolutely fantastic.’
7. ‘Let’s make plans really soon, okay?’ (this is never going to happen)
8. ‘Has my mascara run?’
9. ‘Do you happen to have any Purol in your bag?’
10. ‘I’m really not saying this because I’m drunk.’ (or maybe I am)
11. ‘You really deserve so much better, let him go.’
12. ‘Don’t look right away, but there’s a massive snack behind you.’
13. ‘I’m completely done with men.’
14. ‘You are truly my very, very, very best friend.’
15. ‘You really have to send me those photos tomorrow, okay?’
16. ‘Shall we go to the bathroom together?’
17. ‘We really need to do this much more often.’
18. ‘This is definitely my number.’
19. ‘I’ve lost my phone.’
20. ‘Do you have my coat-check ticket?’
21. ‘I’m absolutely wasted.’
22. ‘Yes, you should text him right now!’
23. ‘Shall we stop by McDonald’s?’
24. ‘Shall I order an Uber already?
25. ‘Let me know when you get home safely, okay?’ (you always forget this)
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