Beyond the beer keg: 5 liters of Pornstar Martini delivered to your home
Quarantine? Quarantini! Things aren’t easy on the other side of the channel either in these uncertain coronavirus times, but there’s one thing we can be jealous of: they have KEGS full of Pornstar Martini that can be delivered to your home. Wow, imagine the Houseparty that would lead to! Well, the drinks are always yellower on the other side…
In Amsterdam, you can order your cocktail fix from The Flying Dutchmen; in England, Amazon is making the wildest dreams of cocktail drinkers come true. With 5 liters of tap-ready gold, you’ll be set for a while, we think. Fewer trips to the liquor store and outside, so it’s a win-win, right?!
Jolly good
Besides the Pornstar Martini, Giraffe Cocktails, the creators of this, um, solution, also mixed up an Espresso Martini (or 35) and a keg of Gin Garden. The latter is a Gin Martini with elderflower, apple and cucumber – can you already picture the English tea Party? We’ll just take the fact that the label still cheerfully says ‘Small Batch Cocktails’ as typically British tongue-in-cheek humor…
A keg without contradictions
We think this is quite something – perhaps not the classiest option, but if you hide the thing in the shed and keep bringing it out with some nicely presented glasses, you’ve got something fun to surprise your housemates with! Or just put it on the kitchen counter for yourself, conveniently within reach whenever staying inside becomes all a bit too much.
Budget cocktails
The kegs cost around £100 there. You can pour 30–35 tinis from one, and believe us, that probably makes them the cheapest cocktails in all of London right away…
Image of kegs: Amazon
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