DeliverYOU transport service, or not?

Deliveroo is launching a transport service for people, hilariously called DeliverYOU.

Ate too much at your favorite restaurant and can’t be bothered to cycle home yourself? Order a cyclist via DeliverYOU, hop on the back and let yourself be transported. Also ideal if you get a flat tire combined with a spontaneous craving, or if you simply want to put your arms around a hot delivery boy or girl without shame.

Social training
According to Deliveroo’s head of marketing, the riders received extra social training over the past few weeks to prepare them for transporting people. After all, having a person on the back requires a bit more interaction than a burger.

Too good to be true
The app will be available to download from Saturday and, given the date, seems almost too good to be true. Or is it?