Job vacancy: chicken nugget connoisseur

Do you automatically go for the chicken nuggets at every fast-food joint? Do you know when the texture, crispiness and juiciness are perfectly balanced? Become a chicken nugget taster and apply for this vacancy.

You order your favorite food time and again because you make a sport of your quest for perfection. You’re often disappointed, but sometimes pleasantly surprised. Some people are simply very good at tasting highly specific things. For example, I know someone who is eternally searching for the perfect pastrami sandwich, while I myself am obsessed with the Vietnamese pancake bánh xèo. For the chicken nugget fanatics among us, there is now an excellent opportunity to put their talent to use.

The job of your dreams

The British retail chain B&M wants to expand its range to include, among other things, chicken nuggets. And naturally, they need to be the best of their kind. The ideal candidate, according to the vacancy, can easily put away a chicken nugget or twenty, goes to parties for the free food and can give a presentation on the importance of Twister fries.

Do you meet these requirements? Then you can get started. You can eat for free every month and subsequently give your unfiltered opinion, because once hired, you’ll become part of the tasting panel that decides which products will be sold. One small caveat: the job is in England, but anyone can apply. Still find it a little too much of a “far from home” story? Then make the ultimate chicken nuggets at home or get the best nuggets at this supermarket.

Finally, a quote from B&M about this serious task: Just like a good steak, this opportunity is rare and shouldn’t be diced with.