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Kanye West writes poem about McDonald’s fries

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We couldn’t agree more with Kanye, McDonald’s fries are fantastic.

Foto van culinair journalist Nora van den Heuvel

Only, this poem isn’t really about the fries, cheeseburgers and apple pie themselves, but uses the snacks as a metaphor for themes such as trust and jealousy. Or would that be reading too much into it? With Kanye, you never know.

McDonalds Man

I know them french fries have a plan

I know them french fries have a plan

The cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band

To overthrow the french fries plan

I always knew them french fries was evil man

Smelling all good and shit

I don’t trust no food that smells that good man

I don’t trust it

I just can’t

McDonalds Man

McDonalds Man

McDonalds, damn

Them french fries look good though

I knew the Diet Coke was jealous of the fries

I knew the McNuggets was jealous of the fries

Even the McRib was jealous of the fries

I could see it through his artificial meat eyes

And he only be there some of the time

Everybody was jealous of them french fries

Except for that one special guy

That smooth apple pie


Text:

Nora van den Heuvel

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