Kanye West writes poem about McDonald’s fries

We couldn’t agree more with Kanye, McDonald’s fries are fantastic.

Only, this poem isn’t really about the fries, cheeseburgers and apple pie themselves, but uses the snacks as a metaphor for themes such as trust and jealousy. Or would that be reading too much into it? With Kanye, you never know.
McDonalds Man
I know them french fries have a plan
I know them french fries have a plan
The cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band
To overthrow the french fries plan
I always knew them french fries was evil man
Smelling all good and shit
I don’t trust no food that smells that good man
I don’t trust it
I just can’t
McDonalds Man
McDonalds Man
McDonalds, damn
Them french fries look good though
I knew the Diet Coke was jealous of the fries
I knew the McNuggets was jealous of the fries
Even the McRib was jealous of the fries
I could see it through his artificial meat eyes
And he only be there some of the time
Everybody was jealous of them french fries
Except for that one special guy
That smooth apple pie
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