The best sex positions with a full stomach
There’s little as enjoyable as sex. And food. In no particular order. A bit of a foodie can easily eat so much that a full stomach gets in the way of a wild night — literally. So you thought! Because with these tips from none other than Kim Holland, you can work around that food baby just fine.
Whether the culprit was five Christmas dinners, an all-you-can-eat buffet or not following Emma’s tips for stretching your stomach, it doesn’t matter. Sex queen Kim Holland is here to the rescue.
Time to digest
“During Christmas dinner, you’re already enjoying yourself orally, so you might as well keep going for a little while. But first, you need to give yourself some time to digest. Lie down together, kiss a little and let the food digest in the meantime.”
Oral pleasure
“I said it already: at the table, you’ve already had plenty of time to enjoy all that food orally. So you can calmly continue with that as foreplay.”
Nice and lazy
“After that, you can move on to a nice, lazy position: spooning. Perfect, because it’s intimate, you can touch each other comfortably, it stimulates the woman’s G-spot and it’s a position that requires little energy.”
Cowgirl
“To give your energy a boost, cowgirl is a good option. The woman determines the rhythm and depth herself. There’s little pressure on either person, so you can calmly let the food continue to settle. That’s more difficult when you’re hanging upside down.”
After-dinner romp
“In a naughty mood? Wait until the guests have left and do it on that beautifully set table. Just make sure the dishes have been done. Legs apart and go: the after-dinner romp.”
Let him do the work
“If you’ve really run out of energy, the final position is missionary. A little lazy, but then the man can finish the job. And if you’re lying on the sofa anyway, put a cushion underneath you; it allows for deeper penetration and makes it easier to reach a climax.”
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