This man found caterpillars in his broccoli and let them grow into butterflies

Imagine this: you buy broccoli. From your greengrocer, at the market or at the (local) supermarket. Wherever. You get home and see that there are caterpillars crawling around inside. What do you do? Scream? Throw the broccoli away? Ask the shop for compensation? Or raise the little creatures as if they were your own children and report on it on Twitter?

British radio presenter Sam Darlaston chose the latter and now officially calls himself a ‘caterpillar dad’. It all started with the broccoli Sam bought at the British supermarket chain Tesco on June 11. At first he was shocked, but that feeling disappeared like snow in the sun when he realised that he could also see these green rascals as pets and a lockdown hobby project.
He reported extensively on Twitter, and it’s hilarious:
Hey @Tesco I was about to cook my favourite vegetable of all time (broccoli) and after unwrapping it, to my surprise, found caterpillars inside! They’re really nice and we’ve ended up keeping one as a pet and naming him. but just as a heads up, some of your broc has c-pillars?? pic.twitter.com/3VLIQAEogG
— Sam Darlaston (@samd_official) June 11, 2020
In case anyone is interested, the name we’ve gone with is Cedric, he’s from Spain (at least we assume so because the broccoli is) and he dances after eating spinach and broc all day long ??? pic.twitter.com/tO1EyMgeG1
— Sam Darlaston (@samd_official) June 11, 2020
It didn’t stop with that one broccoli; there were caterpillars in another broccoli too:
OH MY CHRIST. Just bought another broc and before I’ve even opened it I can see caterpillars ?? pic.twitter.com/xUBFmuiT5B
— Sam Darlaston (@samd_official) June 11, 2020
SO IT TURNS OUT THAT THIS BROC CONTAINS ANOTHER 5 CATERPILLARS????!!!! 5!!!!! Also it turns out that THIS… is now a caterpillar thread pic.twitter.com/7M0UIcUxrU
— Sam Darlaston (@samd_official) June 11, 2020
DJ Khaled: ANOTHER ONE gif pic.twitter.com/k6EUDGHaXB
— Sam Darlaston (@samd_official) June 11, 2020
Just like his housemate. The two could start an entire caterpillar sanctuary.
WELL! What do you know! My housemate just went to cook his broccoli and BAMMMMMMM, he’s got green mates too. Open to name suggestions for our 7th caterpillar child ???? pic.twitter.com/Gs02yjtPLr
— Sam Darlaston (@samd_official) June 12, 2020
And we all know what happens to caterpillars:
The OG caterpillar Cedric has begun evolving… is Caterpie is about to become Metapod ? pic.twitter.com/sRRXnrR3qs
— Sam Darlaston (@samd_official) June 12, 2020
Meanwhile, romance is blossoming too:
Day 3, and we’ve got our first caterpillar romance story. Janine and Slim Eric nap together, eat together, and occasionally dance together ? pic.twitter.com/t883KOVgi0
— Sam Darlaston (@samd_official) June 13, 2020
Also, a closer look at Cedric who is now 30 hours into his chrysalis stage – now fully renamed Metapod until he elvolves into butterfree ? pic.twitter.com/Ryx4jVjgxf
— Sam Darlaston (@samd_official) June 13, 2020
An escape! Thrills and excitement:
WE’VE GOT AN ESCAPOLOGIST – this rebel has grabbed some vanilla sticks!! tesco you can pay for me to get a new set of vanilla sticks now, they’re fackin frazzled pic.twitter.com/tMI5YHaylR
— Sam Darlaston (@samd_official) June 13, 2020
Oh god, it’s actually started cocooning and spun silk round it, so it won’t come off, it’s gonna have to chrysalis outside the cage with a house plant, this is CATERPILLAR CHAOS pic.twitter.com/gdvLp4rkTO
— Sam Darlaston (@samd_official) June 13, 2020
Sam did ask Tesco for compensation for caring for the little creatures, but Tesco was not exactly generous.
BIG SCENES!!! £1.10 for 3 broccolis full of caterpillars – up it to £50k Tesco or am going to sell my story to Take A Break magazine pic.twitter.com/MXEKDYv319
— Sam Darlaston (@samd_official) June 14, 2020
My mum won’t eat her Sunday Roast for fear of caterpillars!!! Look what you’ve done tesco ? pic.twitter.com/nd4gjmnk6T
— Sam Darlaston (@samd_official) June 14, 2020
Honestly Tesco, look how much Janine the caterpillar EATS!? I think you need to provide more 55p broccoli gift cards for her pic.twitter.com/sruvjcMtkO
— Sam Darlaston (@samd_official) June 15, 2020
It just keeps going.
Final update of the day… we’ve now got 3 cocoon / chrysalis, they grow up so fast ?? pic.twitter.com/AZIJMvOYnI
— Sam Darlaston (@samd_official) June 15, 2020
BROCCOLI CATERPILLAR UPDATE – before the weekend 6 out of the 7 became chrysalis / cocooned… Broc was the last to evolve so I let him roam about ? pic.twitter.com/KGhqhd6SzT
— Sam Darlaston (@samd_official) June 22, 2020
I then got him to pose for a picture with his brother Olly so we could see the diff between caterpillar and cocoon. ?? pic.twitter.com/xEcQ9kRdhJ
— Sam Darlaston (@samd_official) June 22, 2020
And there it is! The first butterfly:
Broc then became a chrysalis on Friday night… But then on SUNDAY MORNING I WAS GREETED BY CEDRIC!!!! he’s changed a bit ??? pic.twitter.com/KvqorlRFKh
— Sam Darlaston (@samd_official) June 22, 2020
Remember Cedric the caterpillar? Feel old yet? ?? pic.twitter.com/EfTPqIlSXY
— Sam Darlaston (@samd_official) June 22, 2020
Sam says goodbye to his beloved children. A few are still in the nest, but that won’t last much longer either. Farewell, kiddos!
3/7 of the Tesco broccoli caterpillars are now wild butterflies ?, this morning Janine joined Cedric and Slim Eric for her new life ✌️?? (thought she’d at least say bye but she just bolted) pic.twitter.com/ZxggmWc6VP
— Sam Darlaston (@samd_official) June 24, 2020
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