You want this: sparkling rosé in a penis bottle

Sorry, maybe this is very childish, but objects shaped like penises are simply fun. Whether it’s penis pasta or penis balloons, they make me laugh. And in this case, I find it even more fun because it’s a combination of a penis shape and one of my favorite things: drinks. In this case, sparkling rosé. In a penis-shaped bottle. Yes, you simply want this.

Just the Tipsy is the company behind this brilliant concept, and to no one’s surprise, it’s a huge hit at birthdays and especially bachelorette parties.

You’re right, I do want this

Told you, didn’t I? Unfortunately, we can’t just pop into Gall&Gall to pick one up; you have to order it online. But no problem, you can easily do that via this link. Now, I have to admit that I’m not always the biggest fan of sparkling rosé, but I’m definitely going to try this one. The price is pretty great too: less than 34 dollars for 750 ml. That’s right: you get a magnum. In other words, a biiiiiig penis. Yep, it’s still funny.

And hey, be quick, because that 34 dollars is the sale price: normally, it’s 37 dollars. It’s still not too bad, though, because that’s less than 32 euros. I say: you’re only hurting your own wallet if you don’t do it.

Source and image: Just the Tipsy

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