Hilarious: a pizza vending machine on AliExpress

You can literally buy anything on AliExpress, as I discovered once again. And it turns out they’re really good at targeting ads to specific audiences, too. Because I got an AliExpress ad in between my Instagram posts: whether I wanted to buy a pizza vending machine. Well, of course I do.

I just need to save up a little longer, because even though it’s on sale, I’d still have to pay € 13,132.55 for it. It used to cost € 14,591.72, so you can now get it with a ten percent discount after all. A thief of your own wallet, I’d say.

So how does it work?

Yes, that’s a good question. Because of course it sounds absolutely amazing to have one of these at home, but ultimately, your oven is just as useful. I’d see this more as an addition to an office: you choose which pizza you want, pay with a QR code (very high tech), and before you know it, your pizza is ready inside. I’ll have to consult with fellow FavorFlav’er Sharon about when we can get a pizza vending machine at our headquarters.

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Image in article: AliExpress