It slims you down: beer belly fanny pack
A vertical stripe is slimming, and black also optically takes a few kilos off your appearance. This belt bag gives your outfit a completely different boost: with this fanny pack, a hairy beer belly bulges out from under your T-shirt.
A dress is lovely, but where do you put your debit card, spare deodorant or, um, half a litre of beer for the journey? Where do you keep your passport, hand sanitiser and wallet on holiday? Solve that practical problem with a handy belt bag. If you choose this belt bag, you no longer need to make any effort to look ladylike either.
Work of art
Artist Albert Pukies came up with the bag, inspired by the dad bod—the beach body, but twenty kilos heavier and twenty years later. He designed a number of different prints for the market: hairy, slightly flabby, with a protruding navel and the ordinary beer belly for every day. Not a fanny pack, but a fatty pack. The very best part: at the end of the day, you simply put the dadbag on your bedside table.
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Image: Albert Pukies
