Never be without cheese on hand again with these hilarious pants
I got completely restless when I discovered this high-fashion item: cheddar-yellow cargo pants with pockets everywhere—left, right, front and back—specially intended for CHEESE. I want them, I want them, I want them.
Thanks to a downright hilarious article by an editor of food platform Bon Appétit, it took just a few clicks to admire the pants on the website of creators and cheddar makers Tillamook. The writer was confused when her boyfriend said she looked like a chick while wearing the outfit (because she also has the matching yellow fringed sweater), since that really referred to the wrong shelf in the supermarket. But back to those pants…
Always have a little stockpile
A full three pounds of cheese will fit inside. Distributed across nine (!) pockets of different sizes. Including an insulated, detachable ‘pouch’ that promises to keep your cheese chilled for six hours. Super impressive. As for keeping cheese in the back pocket: obviously, be careful when you sit down.
The world
Curious now? Yes, I get it, because I was already all set to transfer thirty-five dollars to these cheesemakers from the American state of Oregon. Import costs? I didn’t care, bring it on. I would also always dutifully follow Tillamook’s advice to make sure the cheese was wrapped in the pockets at parties, “to prevent dogs from sniffing around”. No problemo.
Cheese dream punctured
Unfortunately, that party didn’t happen. Completely sold out. Obviously, everyone wants this. Now I have to find some yellow fabric (maybe I’ll go for mild young-matured cheese) and someone who’s handy with a sewing machine, but if the result is satisfactory, I’ll keep you posted.
Also read:
- 10 cheese crimes everyone commits from time to time
- Why does Dutch cheese have a plastic rind (and French cheese doesn’t)
- Cheese through your letterbox: this cheese subscription makes it possible
Image: Tillamook
