These people had no idea what they were actually eating

Some people have quite a hard time pronouncing certain foods. Actually eating them is no problem, but for some people it will always be advocado instead of avocado. Or expresso instead of espresso. It happens, of course. But then…

Then there are these people, who really have absolutely no idea what they’re talking about, what they’re eating and, above all, what they mean. Luckily, there’s a place where they gather: this forum on Reddit. I’ve put the funniest ones together for you. I say: Bone apple tea!

1. Crushed Asians, extremely dangerous! (Crustaceans is what this man meant—the collective term for shellfish)

2. Ugh, don’t even get me started—eggs are always such real dickheads…

3. What a brilliant idea, a nine-layer case idea (quesadilla!)

4. Free grapes for everyone!

5. Deeeelicious, a little chicken permission (chicken parmigiana!)

6. Isn’t that the dish with that Parma John cheese?

7. I love me some pasgetti

8. HOW DO YOU SPELL IT?!

9. Allah cart is so much better than an all-you-can-eat concept

10. Ah yes, the minions, nicely fried. Delicious with worst assure sauce (Worcestershire sauce)

Read also:

• These words are better pronounced correctly
• Emma’s food annoyance #5: avocado abuse
• Pronouncing food hypercorrectly