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Why on earth do we have all those types of cheese on the shelves?

Verschillende soorten geraspte kaas Albert Heijn

Supermarkets often want to make things as easy as possible for us, and since I can be quite a lazy kitchen queen, I can certainly appreciate that. Because yes, I’m the kind of person who actually buys pre-chopped onions, bell peppers or other vegetables. It saves me the trouble of chopping them, even though you’re done within two minutes. And yes, I know it’s much more expensive proportionally, but sometimes I love simply choosing convenience.

Foto van culinair journalist Wieke Veenboer

But they’ve completely gone overboard at the supermarket, making things counterproductive — they want to make things so easy for us that I end up getting completely confused.

There’s far too much choice when it comes to cheese

Because when I’m standing in front of the cheese section, specifically the grated cheese, I seriously get a complete error. Is this actually necessary? And when will it stop? Apparently, Albert Heijn thinks it’s necessary to offer a separate type of cheese for every dish, which means they currently have the following in their range: Pizza cheese, Stamppot cheese, Pasta cheese, Pancake cheese and Tex-Mex Cheese. No, this isn’t a joke, and yes, it’s all just grated cheese.

Why on earth do we need this?! I can still understand the Tex-Mex one — because it’s clearly spicier (and a different colour) than the other types of cheese. But cheese for pancakes?! What’s wrong with simply putting a slice of cheese on top? Especially when you look at the ingredients: 79 percent processed cheese 45+ and 19 percent melted cheese 45+ (the remaining 2 percent remains a mystery). So both are varieties of 45+ cheese that has been melted. Hey, I have an idea: just buy 45+ cheese?!

You can also buy that grated and still pay less: it costs €2.59 for 200 grams, while the pancake cheese costs €2.29 for 150 grams. Hmmm…

Stamppot cheese is the biggest rip-off

But there’s always a winner: the cheese specifically intended for stamppot. They’re described as ‘handy little cheese cubes specially made for mixing into stamppot’, but they consist of 100 percent 45+ cheese. And you pay €15.93 per kilo for them. Meanwhile, the grated 45+ cheese costs €12.95 per kilo — so that’s a three-euro difference, and for what?! Cheese in a slightly different shape — which is of no use anyway, because it will melt in the end regardless.

The only ones that may stay, in my opinion, are the pasta cheese (which is a mix of Maasdammer and mature cheese), the pizza cheese (a mix of mozzarella, young Gouda and Regato) and, fine, the Tex-Mex cheese. But even those seem questionable to me; isn’t it all completely unnecessary? And what are we supposed to use the ‘regular’ (or spicy variety) grated cheese for?! Because apparently we can’t use it for pancakes, pasta, pizza or tacos — so what occasion are they intended for?!

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