You can now buy chocolate in the shape of little anuses
Do you also think Valentine’s Day is a filthy commercial celebration, full of saccharine nonsense? But can’t you avoid giving something anyway? Or do you simply always want to make a sweet gesture for your loved one? Then I’ve found the perfect little gift for you. Made of chocolate, so in itself: very fitting for the occasion.
Awkward as hell
Chocolates made from delicious Belgian chocolate, so far so good. Because these edible anus bonbons are, all things considered, the most embarrassing and shittiest little gift ever. Perfect if you want to kick sacred cows (‘screw Valentine’s Day! I’ll decide for myself when I want to express my love!’) or say something without wasting too many words on it (such as: ‘I’ve had enough of your bullshit’ or whatever else you want to get off your chest and I don’t want to know about.)
Natural phenomenon
The good news is that you won’t get into any trouble over it. The chocolate anuses cost less than ten euros. And once they’re out of the box and placed on a cheerful little dish, no one has to see anything of your dirty, rebellious mind. Because it could just as easily be a worn-down molar or a natural phenomenon (ever seen a sinkhole?).
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