10 hilarious avocado tweets, for both lovers and haters

I’m old enough to remember a time when you only occasionally came across avocado as a stray cube in a shrimp cocktail, and as a child who ate nothing, I didn’t like either of them. But now! Now avocados are everywhere and always, including on my toast, to the point that I wondered: how can such a weird stone fruit evoke so much in people? Because they do—just look at the evidence presented in these outrageously funny tweets:

Twitter is a source of endless food entertainment anyway, and we laughed ourselves silly at these avocado tweets:

What Sofia says. As far as we’re concerned, Sofia speaks for all of humanity:

*whispers to an avocado*
"I'm the good kind of fat, too."

— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) April 25, 2014

Does anyone already have an avocado tree in the garden? Or are they already growing on your back?

My son has decided he loves avocado toast and now I have to get a second job.

— Stacey (@skittle624) May 8, 2018

First world problems…

Me: My avocado still isn't ripe and I'm making tacos tonight. Now what do I do?

Therapist: Where did you get my home phone number?

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) May 1, 2017

We don’t want any more soggy cake:

https://twitter.com/aparnapkin/status/868186668007923713?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E868186668007923713%7Ctwgr%5E&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Favocado-tweets-funny_l_5f21bed1c5b6b8cd63b11983

OK Boomer ?:

Got to my dad’s house and he was showing me all the food he has for me to snack on and he goes “and I have a guacamole ball” what’s a guacamole ball you ask? well I will tell you. an avocado. He has an avocado.

— mere (@merestromb) June 9, 2019

I don’t think Mark is a fan:

The person who invented guacamole probably stepped on an avocado and was like "I don't care, I'm hungry."

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) March 29, 2016

The universally known shelf-life problem:

https://twitter.com/ValeeGrrl/status/845988734050996224?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E845988734050996224%7Ctwgr%5E&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Favocado-tweets-funny_l_5f21bed1c5b6b8cd63b11983

In other words:

Avocado: not ripe
Avocado: not ripe
Avocado: not ripe
Avocado: I'M RIPE NOW
Avocado: okay you were in the bathroom so I rotted

— Elspeth Eastman (@ElspethEastman) September 18, 2016

We’re all looking for recognition:

Things I have in common with an avocado:

-If I’m just on my own I’m pretty bland
-I swing drastically and unpredictably from too hard to too soft
-I’m pleasant for only a very brief window of time
-I’m often found with chips

— Ally (@TragicAllyHere) July 25, 2018

And for everyone who is searching:

me: I’ll take this goth pear

cashier: that’s an avocado

— Christopher Ashman (@CAshmanActor) January 19, 2020

And you? Completely crazy about this super-healthy vitamin bomb? Or do you think it’s overpriced rubbish? In the first case, we definitely recommend taking a look at this hack for keeping your avocado green after cutting it open!

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