15 ways to tell that your loved one is a crazy neurotic
Some people slap the filling onto their sandwich, fold the bread in half and just chew. And then you have people who carefully cut their bread with a fork and knife, making every piece the same size before they can eat. Which category do you fall into?
You really shouldn’t make jokes about it, because people who are genuinely neurotic have an awful life. For example, they may compulsively wash their hands, become extremely nervous when the radio volume is set to an odd number, and simply hate it when not all the cups are standing in the cupboard with their handles facing backward, or when the tea towels aren’t sorted by color.
How can you tell if your boyfriend or girlfriend is neurotic?
Well, if you see these little signs come by, you pretty much know enough. Making a vegetable tart with a ruler alongside it and a mathematical calculation to go with it—that’s not normal. Placing the sprinkles precisely diagonally on your casino bun with tweezers—that’s a little crazy. Is everything else going all right?
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- Lekker efficient.
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- Met een lineaal gesneden.
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- Het kost wat moeite, maar dan heb je de ravioli ook perfect in de pan.
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- Toast pytagoras.
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- OCD groenteschotel.
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- Moet de kaas niet gespiegeld liggen? ARGGH.
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- Opstapelen: hamburger!
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- Peanutbutter-jelly – to perfection.
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- En niet een hagelslag is eraf gevallen!
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- Perfecte pannenkoeken.
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- Appeltje snijden, uren werk.
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- Kan toch niet?
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- Heerlijk, die orde.
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- Maakt je partner je lunchtrommel klaar?
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- Hoe krijg je dit voor elkaar?
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Source: Kakhiel
